To Canadians on my Facebook feeds constantly poking fun at the upcoming election,

What I have learned since moving to The South is that Canadians can be really annoyingly smug. Very unattractive guys. 

You pride yourselves on your acceptance of other cultures and opinions, then for goodness sake, ask your self why a decent human being might vote for the republican party and mistrust democrats. Becasue let me tell you, there are a lot of decent human beings down here.