Work place gossip

After many months of frustration, my life has been De-cabbagified.

That is right, the Cabbage is leaving. It is sad really. The Cabagge is a well meaning vegetable, and would make a decent cole slaw. Unfortunately cabbage is just not a vegetable for making pea soup and gingered carrots.

It is just too bad that the cabbage didn't see this coming, and looked for a new garden earlier.